So this will be fragmented and random just as a warning...
I had a moment yesterday when I realized that Hurricane has rubbed off on me, and not in a cherry chap stick rub on kind of way. I got a vm from DD and it was not only unexpected as I though he "sounded hot." What does that mean? Only that his voice is not freakishly high and has no apparent speech impediment.
It also means that if I go on a date with him that I will be back dating in alphabetical order minus GI Joe. Band Groupie, Cop, Comic, Cop, Drug Dealer (he paid for dinner so it counts as as date, right?) and now potently the Dominican Dentist... oh help me. Will I ever get to date a fireman?
As per my previous post, despite my average HS like time with GI Joe I contacted him and he was surprised to hear from me b/c he didn't think I was interested. Well.... I just told him I was nervous. Maybe November should be second chance month...
Also the produce salesman (have you all picked up he is a drug dealer?) keeps sending me texts in phonetic slang for example "Ay u wan hang1 these nites.Get sum derivery" We have nothing in common as I don't use even produce in addition to many other differences. Basically he likes giving me attention and I like getting it.
Also I brought the dog to vote, figuring he would get a walk out of it... Turns out we waited over and hour in line and he got to come in the voting booth. And people kept asking who he voted for. I did write him in for sheriff... I should find this odd but considering no one asked for any ID during the whole process, I figured lots of pets voted.
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Yes, you will date a fireman and immediately after that, a florist. Or, maybe just a guy named Fred.
You should totally put a badge on your dog's kercheif, and only refer to him as "Officer _____"
Cheers to voting.
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