This should be pretty brief.
- Cyber Penis- keeps asking me to call him, I'm a lady sorta, you call me. There are hints of a traditional southern gal left! He keeps asking if I am afraid to let him see me naked. And my response is I don't want to see you naked as I'm not interested in FWB. I already got that shit on call... why take on a new FWB when you don't know their performance record?
- Date Talk- So MC Mr. Napkins, an AMAZING rapping comic, turned down a hosting job on a new Dating Podcast called Date-Talk but still keeps in touch with the producer; the producer called Napkins asking if he could fill some space with an online dating story and he forwarded her to me. Seriously I could run the show with all my online dating stories, ahhh the memories.... So I will keep you updated when it will air.. the show is very cheese while trying to be edgy.
- Personal Hell- So i had to go into a Babies'R'Us to get my dear friend a baby shower gift. I hated every moment of being inside that babies mama/daddy nightmare. I was convinced that I would get pregnant just by being in there. Not to mention the children running about was about to dry me up permanently. While holding the 6 pages of the registry, i started to only purchase the items that were ass or nipple related as i found it funny. Butt paste and nipple covers galore! Shame on me for not planning ahead and ordering everything on line...... Welcome to the world Nugget, Auntie MBandit will have you running a muck in no time
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Haha, I was reeling in the aisles with tears dripping from my eyes the first time I saw something called butt paste : )
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