Uneventful Weekend

So despite that the hurricane was in town neither of us made out with strangers or acquaintances, disappointing I know. Here are a few highlights that we could remember...

1. I have been the chosen grandchild to provide great grandchildren before my grandparents die. My other cousin gets to walk their dog. They tried to set me up with a cousin on the other side of the family...

2. Hurricane met a guy, short Clay Akin and Tom Petty cross, whose big accomplishment was writing a book about all the fat ugly people he has banged over the years called "Slam Pig." She also had the same name as his gf. None the less they had a lot in common. By the end of the night Akin Petty says he feels a connection with her. Hurricane reminds him that he probably confusing her with his gf because they have the same name. He agrees.

3. I am introduced to Bigg Nez who with in 15 seconds has a lot of interview like questions.
"Do you date brothas? I have before
What do you think? Just like the other guys I date
Have they ruined your credit? No, blank stare, I usually chew them up and spit them out before it gets to that point.
Oh well if they did I would apologize on behalf of all black men. Do you want to come see my show?"

Also at breakfast a man wearing only a bathrobe sat down and opened his legs. Hurricane saw. At late night humping drunk couple fell out of a chair, I saw her Brittney. They should be friends