First Date Donts

With things uncertian and "complicated" with the dentist, instead of talking to him about it, I got some dates lined up.

Date one was last night was with a shoe salesman from Nordstroms. If I have to explain the appeal take a break and think about it real slow.

Here are some first date don'ts for you:

• keep your jacket on the whole date
• order way too much food so you can have lots of left overs - 2 XL pizzas for 2 people
• tell me how much money you make hourly and annually, more than once
• make a joke about drinking then, tell me you don't drink
• chew with your mouth open
• tell me you hate people who misrepresent themselves then be 2 inches shorter than you claim to be
• have frosted tips on your hair- people haven't done this in at least 10 years
• tell me about how much your car payment is
• not walk me to a car... giving the creepy guy a chance to cat call me while I walked to my car
• reach in for a kiss over the boxes of pizza

Survey says: Thanks for dinner