My self imposed dating hiatus is off to a killer start. I have decided to stay out of the market until conditions improve or I come up with a better screening process. So until March 13th I'm out, upon which I will review and decide if the strike has ended. 17 days left. I blame my poor selection process for my position thus far... the way I see it is not your fault you are a selfish looser (did any one's parents teach them better?) but it is my fault for a) selecting you and b) keeping your ass around.
Upon hearing of my strike a good friend of mine puts his arm around me and looks deep into my eyes and says "So if I asked you out you would say no?"
"Yup, that's why its a dating strike"
"What are you doing next week?"
"Not dating"
"Are you using this time to explore your body?"
Laughter....
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omg! i'm still laughing about it. that man has just got a way with words.
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