Shonoquilla Slapped Me in the Face

True.com wins. It seems that I forgot to quit my 3rd free two week trial and am locked into this nightmare for another month!

Now for the good stuff... I have been casually chatting w/ this guy I met who seemed nice and although his only photo was a bit far off he actually had words in his profile, strange I know. So we have been emailing and he seems funny and genuine. We were about to get to the exchange digits point in the banter. I somehow get the guts to ask if he has a more clear photo, mean while feeling soooo shallow about the whole thing.

It turns out the photo is horrible and I am immediately unattracted to him. Yes, photo was crystal clear and up close. How can I go from looking forward to his emails to nothing in an instant. Granted he did take some liberties describing himself, but still.

I feel like the most shallow person ever, I did enjoy his emails but just am not attracted to him w/ the new photo. What do I do, he gave me his number...

I am so fucked up....

Misrepresentation Chatroom Style

So this was my first chat room whisper chat w/ haggerty8759. Per the recommendation of Shonaquilla, I tried out the room named Sassy Singles.

First there is a lot going on. You can whisper to a single person, chat w/ the whole room, cyber kiss and cyber punch people. I wish there was a cyber kick in the nuts. Also there is a tool bar on the side where you can see the peoples pic or web cam that you are chatting.

So haggerty8759 whispers to me and it seems innocent enough. We go through the basics which include but are not limited to: are you single? how is it going? what are you up to? what do you do for work? Talk of the Red Sox. You are hot. He sends a kiss. I punch back. Then....

... It takes a turn to filthy. He starts asking what I would do with his 8 inch dick and how wet my pussy is. Seriously buddy? I am sure everyone in a chat room is at least rockin 8 inches. Also where did this come from all of a sudden.

At this point I have two options. One abort awkward conversation or two make this a really funny story. I chose option two.

So now I grab the latest issue of Cosmopolitan and flip to the section where they profile some new crotch novel book of the month. You know the one where the exert is the sex scene.

So now haggerty8759 is asking me what I like and where I would want his throbbing member if I can take it all. Then Cosmo writes: "she knows its wrong considering they just met, but she sees a hunger in his eyes that she hasn't seen in quite a while." Then haggerty8759 says something romantic like sit on my face. To which Cosmo responds "he held her and took her in a way that she had never experience before, and it was electric."

Basically his filth and the Cosmo response go back and forth until I abruptly end it and say I have to go. I was running out of good stuff from Cosmo. Haggerty8759 asks if I am touching myself. I tell him no and exit the creepy room.

I have a few issues with the logistics of this.

1. Ew, I am calling Chris Hansen on this guy
2. How can I be touching myself if I am typing
3. And if I was..... gross imagine the key board

Thanks for the tip Shonaquilla.