ishless in Boston, not such a bad thing

Here are the best reasons to be ishless right now!

1. Shameless text banter w/ Big S - who owes me a bottle of wine thanks to a Pats win over the Broncos..... Settle up Big S, settle up!
2. Spending no money on lingerie purchases or dry cleaning of said lingerie
3. When I Bandit at the Boston Lupus Pub Crawl I won't have to pretend I'm sorry. One should never have to apologize when you are drinking for charity.
4. Not having to act interested during the following conversation topics: a dream that was had, some new band, overtime and the electrical union, where do I see this going in the future (seriously if its not a sex dream, I don't want to hear about it)
5. It gives me time to enjoy my fun crush on the Unique One. As his type is uncharted territory and a whole new action plan is required. Also I don't think he would respond well to throwing the egg roll... crushes are fun