You know, the one with the sailor

I don't know how this fits into blog rules but I got this email from AT, received 12:10 am, and it about sums all I have to say up.... the Bandits back!

"just wanted to let you know you've got a new title to go by. button and his wife donna were in town this weekend, so they stopped by the party last night. we were talking about the pub crawl and i told them i stayed with crazy a-----. (i'm sorry, it's just stuck.) donna asked who? and i said, a-----, with the long blond hair who you met on the pub crawl. and joe says: you know, the one with the sailor. and she goes, oh yeah, her! and then told 5 more people the story. just thought you'd appreciate the news you're making memories in other people's lives."

yes, yes, yes AT I do enjoy making memories in other people lives. I am considering putting that on a business card. (crazy a------, came from the very first time I met AT 'n' Friends and was having a soft core make out bandit session on the front lawn w/ some guy I didn't know. Amazing first impression. 4 years later still friends)

Cheers,
The one with the sailor

Passing the Torch...

I must say that after this weekend I may have to re-think my make out bandit status.... As I was more than shown up, I was schooled, spanked and served all in 48 hours. Now as I begrudgingly pass along my crown of bottle caps and dreams, I can only hope to step it up once again to reclaim my former glory! Also LL, I don't want to hear any bull shit about me maturing or growing up.

Friday, at The Burren, two college kids were having a soft-core porn mug down that lasted well over 10 minutes. Now in the back room at The Burren it is normal to see bandits in their natural habitat, cheap beers, cheesy cover-band and really dark and crowded. The kicker was their dedication to each other, there were dollars being thrown at them, at least 50 photos where a friend jumped in the shot, and a shout out from the band once they resumed their set. Also found a new drunk Chinese food place for when the bar closes, Kee Kar Lau.

Saturday brunch at Soundbites then it is off to the pub crawl at 2.

• Bar 1 Bell and Hand - Donate to Lupus and get dirty name tag (I need 2 Guys) - check
• Teach Hurricane what "hot dog down a hallway means" (it took two analogies and hand motion but she caught on)- Check
• Bar 2 Patty O's at capacity skip
• Bar 3 Hennessy's. See Miller light girls and switch to Miller Light for free shit. Yep very buzzed at 4pm.
• Gear collected was eye black, winter hats, koozies and QB arm bands that we wrote our own plays on. Including "Do not send to jail. Return to Somerville. Reward: Hand Jobs"
• Best Quote before 5pm- "If I had to get fisted, I would want it to be by a midget... think about it" well clearly you have. The dirty name tags are really a great conversation starter.
• 5PM head to the Boston College Tailgate w/ Hurricane, AT stays on the crawl (6 beers down)

At tailgate see all sorts of old friends, luckily most of my friends are early drinkers so it wasn't too obvious, I was on a pub crawl other than the Miller Light gear. Did a power hour in the rain, had jello shots and was too drunk to hit on anyone successfully. I am a very easily distracted drunk. Then the Steves found me...

I have bad luck with Steve's and need to quit them.

• Walking into the game I get a text from Big Steve, who I haven't heard from since I won a bet with, pay up ass
• During the game I find that Unicorn Steve (he was amazing) is looking for me at a bar. Our last two meetings were not good. Once he ran off a guy I was with. Then before that the other he was mad b/c I would hook up with him. YOU LIVE WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND OF 4 YEARS! WE HAVEN'T BEEN TOGETHER IN 5. Stop tempting me. I decided not to go, because I would have said yes.
• Then I met another Steve on the way into the game, while stuffing beers and nips down my pants for the game. He was entered in my phone as "Steve Again." Hurricane said at one point during the game he tried to hold my hand and I looked at him and said "This is weird and dropped his hand." Peace out Steve

While Hurricane and I are flirting with each other and a blackout AT is taking the crown of TRIPLE BANDIT. Between the hours of 5 pm and 1am my crown was stolen, by someone who had Miller Light koozie on one hand and a beer in the other! BC wins over ND 17-0.

The Weekend Ahead

I have been is some sort of odd anti-social funk this week and am sure the upcoming festivities will kick my ass back into gear. I'm sure its the weather and shorter days, this Texas transplant needs some sun!.

AT and Hurricane will be in town this weekend for the Boston Lupus Pub Crawl and the BC vs ND holy war football game. Now as I am going to attend both festivities the chances of getting a photo to match the one from last year are huge. (Last years photo is the one of me kissing the sailor) The pub crawl starts at 2pm in Fanuiel Hall and goes until 2am or you stop standing. AT who always takes the camera usually catches every shady amazing moment. Including and not limited to the sailor make out photo and some almost lesbian moment with Hurricane. Seriously can't a girl serve her country?

As far as the BC/ND rivalry you learn two things when you first get to Boston College.

1. How to get drunk at Who's on First or Who's on Who as no one has yet to get out of there with out a make out. Valid ID optional
2. That Notre Dame Sucks

So since the BC game is at 8pm here is my tentative schedule. Please note all times +/- 30 Min

• Breakfast at Soundbites
• 1pm depart for pub crawl
• 2pm get inappropriate name tag
• leave for tailgate 4:30
• 5:30 Arrive at tailgate
• 8 game starts
• post game ???? Will we still be standing? will we make it through half time?

ishless in Boston, not such a bad thing

Here are the best reasons to be ishless right now!

1. Shameless text banter w/ Big S - who owes me a bottle of wine thanks to a Pats win over the Broncos..... Settle up Big S, settle up!
2. Spending no money on lingerie purchases or dry cleaning of said lingerie
3. When I Bandit at the Boston Lupus Pub Crawl I won't have to pretend I'm sorry. One should never have to apologize when you are drinking for charity.
4. Not having to act interested during the following conversation topics: a dream that was had, some new band, overtime and the electrical union, where do I see this going in the future (seriously if its not a sex dream, I don't want to hear about it)
5. It gives me time to enjoy my fun crush on the Unique One. As his type is uncharted territory and a whole new action plan is required. Also I don't think he would respond well to throwing the egg roll... crushes are fun