MBandit: The Best of....

So now for the second time when I tried to cancel my subscription to True.com, they have offered me another 2 free weeks. They must really be desperate for people on this site. All I have gotten is the Wizard Cop, and a few poorly written emails.

Here is the Best of the Worst communications from True.com:
In no particular order

Casey2172000 60 years old seeking 35-65 "Irish Romantic Lover seeking your attention. You will find me very intelligent, sensual, and intutive. I will sense when you want to be kissed and need a hug. I am yours to claim if you want a lover and best friend. I am very attentive to a confident woman who wants to bring it on. Let's meet for drinks, get to know each other, and believe in the power of seduction. Dare to be as bold and expressive as you want to be with me." ew grandpa, no

Nickdogg222 26 years old seeking 20-27 "What's going on... My name is Nick and I'm from Worcester Mass. I would describe myself as someone who is laid back and easy to get along with. I'm a go with the flow kind ove person. Love playing sports, Going to games and concerts, And pretty much doing anything outdoors. In the summer time I play in a Co Ed Softball league with a bunch ove my friends... My family and I are very close. They are a big part ove my life. I like to hangout with friends. Weher it's going to a Bar, a Club, Or just hanging out somewhere on the weekends... Well that's enough about me for now. If you would like to know more about me just ask me." How many spelling mistakes can you count? Seriously this guy spelled "of" wrong more than once

newser1 45 year old seeking 18-45 " Hi, FunRSox ! I'd love to find out a little more about you. I can't wait to hear your answers to the questions I've included below!
1) Do you enjoy sports? It seems that lately everyone is talking about diet and exercise. Do you play sports or participate in any other physical activities? 2)Are you close to your family? I was asking if you're close to your family in the emotional kind of way, but now that I think about it, do they live nearby, too? 3)Brag a little: What's your best feature? Don’t be modest -- tell me the one thing about yourself that you're most proud of.
4) Go ahead: Describe your perfect first date. How does it begin? Where do we go? How does it end? 5) What do you think of my profile? Should I add/change my photo? I'm always open to suggestions. If you could ask me one question -- or change one thing -- about my profile, what would it be?" You would have a photo and not send me a pop quiz