Wizard Cop Wrap Up

Despite our amazing date and two follow up emails from him I sent him the following "I don't feel a connection" email.

My email to him:
"Go easy on the reply time it hasn't been 48 hours yet ... :)

I had a really nice time with you and you have so many qualities that I look for in a man. You are a gentleman, you have your shit together, you're easy going and you get my sense of humor. Unfortunately I just don't feel the chemistry that I am looking for in someone to date. I really wish I did because you are an amazing guy. I would like to be friends but understand if that is not what you are looking for." Also code for you are boring and even the make out bandit had no desire to kiss you.

His FIRST Response:
"Ditto...kinda what I was thinking that you were thinking. I was feeling like it was more of a friend sorta vibe overall...And yes I do get your humor. Gotta have that little spice. 48 hr rule? I don't adhere to any rules!lol. I just go with the flow. I hate rules. They're boring. "

His SECOND Response: 12 hours later
"Hi ... Now that I have more time...I can say a few things. You're very attractive. As I said before..I have a thing for faces. I'm pretty perceptive of even the slightest flaw. You have a good one. I'm going to leave it as that and not say anything that would be too suggestive. I was thinking about what it would be like to kiss you periodically throughout the night here and there. The opportunity never presented itself in a way that would have been comfortable,random, and legitimate. Not sure why. I was checking you out while you were shooting pool. lol But yes I am a gentleman so I wasn't just gonna say.."hey...nice rack! " at least not on a 1st encounter basis. We didn't really establish that sort of rapport in our previous conversations and just throwing it out there would have hit the wrong key w/o rapport. NO? But yeah...I was checking you out..nice butt. hahaha.. You do have a killer sense of humor. You have a good head on your shoulders and know what you want. I like the things you have to say about social situations. I love a good, deep conversation about social misfits. So yes.,.. we could definitely be friends. With that...don't be a stranger"

Moral of the story.... I wrote the best "I don't want to date you" email ever!! Oh yea and I go on dates with weirdos