So on Wednesday I finally had my date with the Wizard Cop. I showed up my customary 10 minutes late, to play pool on our first date. I am in my standard first date outfit: jeans, heels a top that shows a bit of the girls. He is in stonewashed Levi's, a faded Nantucket Dog t-shirt and clunky black boots. He is clearly shorter and has less hair than his online photos led me to believe. He was an old looking 37
It was a long dull 2 hours. A few times, I was more worried about missing Project Runway. I was basically forced to bring out my go to stories. He shouldn't really be called a cop b/c he prefers to do the desk work than patrol. He even bragged about having to process 3 guys this week. Basically the strange guys at the pool table next to us, one of which had BO, were way more interesting.
Here are the more interesting facts I learned on our date:
1. He lost his virginity at 26
2. He dances as therapy to release frustration
3. He like "electronic metal music"
4. Has been described as boring by more than one relationship - No Shit
5. The ratio of guys to girls at his Virgin Wizard Game Weekend, is 40/4. Don't worry this time they might have 10 girls coming.
6. He has lived in the same town his entire life and never been outside the US
7. He told me how he wanted to check out a swingers club in Providence called the G-Spot, if he found the right person....wink wink
8. The jeans he had on, according to him, made his ass look good. I am afraid to imagine his non ass jeans
9. He sold the boat
This list is making me sleepy. Who knew people this weird could be so boring.
Our date ended with a hug and kiss on the cheek. You know its bad if I don't even want a cheap make out. He has since emailed me twice wanting to know what I thought. His second email in 48 hours let me know he would be up for friendship if I so decided. Thanks for the option, Wizard 1/2 cop
It was a long dull 2 hours. A few times, I was more worried about missing Project Runway. I was basically forced to bring out my go to stories. He shouldn't really be called a cop b/c he prefers to do the desk work than patrol. He even bragged about having to process 3 guys this week. Basically the strange guys at the pool table next to us, one of which had BO, were way more interesting.
Here are the more interesting facts I learned on our date:
1. He lost his virginity at 26
2. He dances as therapy to release frustration
3. He like "electronic metal music"
4. Has been described as boring by more than one relationship - No Shit
5. The ratio of guys to girls at his Virgin Wizard Game Weekend, is 40/4. Don't worry this time they might have 10 girls coming.
6. He has lived in the same town his entire life and never been outside the US
7. He told me how he wanted to check out a swingers club in Providence called the G-Spot, if he found the right person....wink wink
8. The jeans he had on, according to him, made his ass look good. I am afraid to imagine his non ass jeans
9. He sold the boat
This list is making me sleepy. Who knew people this weird could be so boring.
Our date ended with a hug and kiss on the cheek. You know its bad if I don't even want a cheap make out. He has since emailed me twice wanting to know what I thought. His second email in 48 hours let me know he would be up for friendship if I so decided. Thanks for the option, Wizard 1/2 cop
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