At least he didnt want to dirty talk...

Since I am dating again, I'm back dabbling in the ever horrible world of online romance; I have had a few correspondences with a guy who was angry over sarcasm. It would NEVER work, besides he is way too sensitive. FYI- his profile said he is "sarcastic and silly." Seriously I cannot figure out why I keep going back for more. Check out this gem below. And yes this was a pic he chose to post of himself. The email chain is outlined below.



Bobpats80-C,mon, I had to say hi to someone who is not only just 1% my enemy, but is drinking in every one of her pictures.

MBandit- OK well... I don't know what to say about the photos but 1% enemy is pretty good. I bet I could have you to 5% in no time

Bobpats80-well, im sure you could, sorry to have bothered you. you sound as friendly as most girls here. take it easy
MBandit- whoa... take it easy killer, just a joke about the 1%. lets start over... Hi how are you?

Bobpats80- Im great. But I do know enough douchebags, i don't have any room for another right now, take care. Man, it's amazing how ugly people get when their personalities are shown.

I think somebody is taking online dating waaay to seriously... It should be mentioned that this was the first time I've been called a douche bag and I kinda like it. I wonder if I should respond to his last message with a link to this post? Bandit out.