Mechanics

Not the profession... remember I'm still working on E's and F's now that I've decided to date again. You may find the Bandit cruising a local fire station near you.... sizzling

As it can be assumed since I wasn't dating I spent a lot of time, more than usual thinking about sex and dating. Also a rather odd article in Cosmo about penis size had me reminiscing about the dicks in my past...

Now although I consider myself lucky that I have only encountered the following topic a few times I still find it puzzling. Whiskey Dick. Yes it happens and yes I am forgiving but if its the first time we are going there take care, to let it be all it can be. I feel it is irresponsible to get wd the first time you hook up with someone.

Here's my logic... I figure a guy has been playing with his pal frequently since the age of 13 or when ever guys start getting boners. I assume they know themselves pretty well and their own personal mechanics better than I ever will. Hence the reason hand jobs are funny and I don't give them, unless in a movie theatre bc then its like middle school and funny.

What I find confusing is that at some point you know that we are going to play a little slap'n'tickle and at that point you should consider wether or not your pal can handle another drink and still be ready to play later. I also like to assume that I am not the first person you have ever hooked up with, therefor you should have learned in your 21st year where you wd line is. 8 drinks we are on, 9 drinks not so much. Beers yes, liquor maybe in the morning.

Its not a big deal, but when your slapping my ass and stealing kisses in the bar, I don't get that you weren't able to consider events to come.

Next gripe.... no condoms, at your place, 5th date, 2nd sleep over. Always be prepared. It just makes me think you are dirty

FYI the drug dealer is leaving for CA and may not come back