Nope no kids for me

I help teach little kids how to ride horses on the weekends, insert any standard joke about riding, chaps and horses here, and one of the kids had a fall.. I went to go get the kids mother for moral support and ended up holding a baby. Not a toddler but a 1 month old baby and I had to finish giving it a bottle. This mom clearly had no idea that I had no idea what I was doing. The child and the baby survived but no way can I handle kids. The scariest 15 min of my life...