Since I've been gone... I can breathe for the first time

Here is the cliff's notes of me being MIA over the Thanksgiving holiday.

On Tuesday I stayed over w/DD played a little slap'n'tickle and found his porn collection. Here is how it went down.
MB- "Hey are you downloading porn?"
DD- "Yea"
MB- "Ooooh, let me see what you got"

Come on you all have seen it and most of you have your own, lets not play dumb here, unless its some schoolgirl fantasy dress up thing. The best part was that he has them organized in folders by hair color.... amazing, I would have it organized by type

Now we watch two of 18yo porns and it was eh, not keepers. However one was really strange where instead of the guy finishing on the girls face, why do you all love this, she takes out a handy black plate and he cums on that. Then the girl wipes it up with her fingers and consumes it that way. SOOO weird. Who keeps dishes handy?

Wednesday- The cop is now relentless. After he stood me up on Sunday I ignored him and his constant texts. "What are you mad at me sexy" Yes it should be obvious by my lack of response. Also standing me up does not make a very good case for us to get back together...
Songbird gives me a ride to the airport and I quickly become mayor of the bar before my flight, what a great way to start the holiday!

Thursday!- Saturday- I made pie and the apple was perfect! The crust was flaky and it didn't fall when cut! Watch tons of football, Go Cowboys, Go BC Eagles and Hook 'em Horns. Hey BCS Texas beat OU on neutral territory 45-35, do the math. Hung out and drank with the family, I still hold the Bloody Mary Championship title. And in case you were wondering my family is full of smart asses and ball busters like me, so come prepared with a thick skin. My brother is dating a crier which is amazing b/c when she cries he just yells at her saying "what are you doing? what am I supposed to do with this?"

Saturday night red eye to Boston my flight has been changed and I now have 2+ hours to kill. See me at the bar drinking large Fat Tires and falling in love with the Alabama fan Brent in Security. Witty football banter, southern charm, beer, beer, beer w/$3 shot sidecar and a mutual fear of commitment I could totally ish this guy!

Sunday is here and I have a nice case of Strep throat. My doctor, Stephen Anderson, with the rat tail from the walk-in the Seattle clinic gave me vicodon and antibiotics for. Hippies in Seattle, if I was feeling myself I would have requested a doctor with a more current haircut. I am pretty sure I have been way over prescribed of both meds but I'll take it.

Today has come and I am no longer contagious.... and the cop keeps texting and DD will be out of town next week... I am so weak