The Pipeline of Pain

Yes, you read correctly there are men updates!

1. The Kid- STILL is sending me texts if I want to get together, because he hasn't heard back from me in a while. Take my no response as a no. Also the deal breaker was that he adamantly insisted that our first date be at his house so he can cook me dinner. No I don't want to end up on the news
2. Super Stop'n'Shop- eh still calls here and there, is more responsive to the fade than The Kid. He lives further away than I would like and is a crazy mouth breather on the phone. He should see a doctor.
3. GI Joe- Remember I wrote him off because I hadn't heard from him. Seriously, people you haven't been on a first date with aren't worth chasing. Well he called and we are set to go out tonight... I do have a strange feeling that he will bail on me though.
4. DD- A guy that Shonoquilla found, emails are going good and we are now chatting on the phone. Did you know that he played high school baseball with Manny Ramirez? Oh Manny being Manny
5. The Produce Salesman- turns out I am a hot mess at 2am on Tuesdays. He texted one of the pals after we left, to forward his number to me so we can do breakfast. OK I'm pretty sure he doesn't like me like me but things have been so slow I am grasping at straws. At least there is brunch and stoners love to snack.