The Weekend Review..

Not surprising I had a weekend packed with random funny happenings, so I will do my best not to ramble too much...

On Friday I had dinner and drinks with a friend.... On my way I went about 5 blocks in the wrong direction and when I got on the right path a crazy man decided to be my personal crossing guard for 3 intersections. He would run ahead of me a wave down the cars to stop. However it was during the "walk" light at a cross walk ... the night was starting off well

So at dinner seated at the bar over a few too many beers this 65 year old black man in a suit sits down and joins our conversation... we were talking about squirting porn. "I've had it in my face and its not pee..." So the conversation shifts when our new friend joins in. He tells us his name is Louis and we chit chat.

Louis thinks that we a couple and then he gives advice to my friend for when he takes me out on a real first date. First I will be picked up and since my friend doesn't have a car he will rent a limo. Next we will be dressed nicely and go to a club NOT a bar. But not a jitter bug club a nice club with some mood. Now according to Louis if all goes well then the guy will be holding the ball at the end of the night.... shouldn't I be holding a ball or two? A this point we exchange emails and agree to double date.

At this point Louis gives us his keys to success, he also admitted he was making it up as he went along

1. Don't spoil her


2. Let her think she is in charge
   

Other greats from the weekend was a fun birthday dinner at Dali with sangria, fried goat cheese with caramelized onions tapas that was described as "good enough to give up sex". Also new friends and 80s dancing at Phoenix Landing couldn't have been better!

Also the Phillies/ Tampa world series was described "like sex with a condom, I'm just not feelin it"

One of my cab drivers played the tambourine while driving... it was amazing and he let me play for a song. I love 2am

It must be said that Journey's don't stop believing was played 3 times randomly over the weekend...