I'm driving to meet LL for a business lunch and I notice another mass-hole driving erratically, not that strange to see bad drivers in MA or as a sales rep who is always on the road. I get to a light and bad driving Hyundai is the car next to me. I get the roll down you window signal, do so and assume he is lost...
Hyundai: Hi, do you live over there in Medford?
MB: Oh no I don't
H: Well you look like this girl I know
MB: Blank stare
H: Where do you live?
MB: Not around here
H: Well you are really hot
MB: Thanks. why wont this fucking light change already
H: Do you like Italian food?
MB: No response
H: Well just give me your number and I'll call you to set something up..
MB: Sorry, no thanks
H: Are you sure? You're really pretty
MB: No thanks
Although I do love car flirting (like with I gave the motorcycle guy my card), and when a guy takes initiative he was not attractive to me in the least. I'm pretty sure it was the adult braces that put me over the edge.... I may however use his pick-up technique
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I hate dating salesmen. I don't want to feel like a deal that needs to be closed.
I like how he said "I'll set something up." Nice.
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