Thursday, December 18, 2008

Wax on, Wax off.... Ouch

So my waxer was a bit rushed today, the holidays make everyone want to be so fresh and so clean clean, which meant she was a bit rough. Not that getting the goods waxed is by definition a gentle process but this was a bit more than usual. At one point I thought she was going for the only place I have left to save for marriage...

Also due to scheduling issues MBandit has had no face time with the stable of horses this week:
The Cop- His schedule
The Produce Salesman- My Schedule
DD- Both schedules

Therefore there is much making out to be desired for my holiday visit to NYC... I have a few suspects in mind... either way I can always play for the other team w/ Hurricane (I'm sure Shorty Got Back won't mind)... see you at the Tool Box

2 comments:

Felicia|DaLipstickBandit said...

awwwwwwwwwww
yes, i had that waxed ONE TIME and sheesh....

you're good for that one, for real!

The Brooklyn Boy said...

You need a suspect who's worthwhile, you let me know. Otherwise, enjoy travelin to the (real) City.