I am closing in on the end of true.com and here is the latest and less than greatest...
I am currently being e-stalked by a short ninja turtle and a 68 year old man that only wants company once a week. Not sure which is the lesser of two evils.
On a more serious note, ha ha who am I kidding, her are the people that have written me emails that I find entertaining for all the wrong reasons, you choose who gets a reply....
Bachelor 1: 
Lets call him Steve Perry.
Lets call him Steve Perry. His grammar makes me weak in the knees... check out his poetry to my heart. I love a man that cannot be bothered with the space bar. I also love when peoples email/ screen name included 69. Lets 68 and I'll owe you one. In one photo he kinda looks like Steve Perry
"Hit me up at *****69@yahoo.com as i will be cancelling my account at true.well have a Wonderful,Safe,and Happy Thanks Giving to you and yours Sweety.Ciao for now Beautiful.Hugs"
Bachelor 2: No Photo Guy
Despite his hot photo and writing skills I just cant seem to give him a chance. If you are too intimidated to post a photo the chance of me not eating you alive is slim."Reading your profile you seem like a pretty good catch!! That is if I am trying to catch something.. I believe in not taking myself too seriously, however I am very serious about things I do. serious but not serious, perfect....You look like someone I would like to get to know more. because I have a picture ..... Anyway - I do apologize do not have my picture on line yet. But don't worry I am not embarassed to show what I look like.... I believe girls find me attractive ( its nice to believe- ha ha) . The truth is I am still new at this and before I put my picture out there for the world to see I just want to check this thing out and see if its worth .... hopefully you can make me think this is worth it!!!"
Bachelor 3: Fee Fie Foe Fum
Pretty much the guys photo and profile say it all. Despite his soft appearance his greatest accomplishment is not beating his son and being a father....WHAT?! Am I allowed consider me not kicking slow old people an accomplishment? This guy could be way to effed up even for me.
"... Your so close too! Well, come here! lol I would like to meet you to you seem so fun and I happen to microbrew! Points for being able to support my drinking habit You can see all Worcester from my apt. I think you would like a night out on the highest deck, if it's not to cold. I like the clubs , most of them I have done production for at some point . I have alot of friends. But not the one who stays the whole night! I miss that friend the most. I am a good man. 1 woman , never a sad 1 in the past, in fact, every girl has come back at some point, that must say something nice about me. well I hope to here from you soon!"
Bachelor 4: Kentucky 
OK seriously you me long distance romance in Kentucky?! How close to Churchill downs do you live? Me and 8 of my closest friends crash at your place for the derby and you drive our drunk asses around? That is how I see our love going
"hi there, saw you on here, and I figured I would write you.I would love to have the oopportunity to show you that all men are not alike, as much as I would like a lady that will show me that not all women are like the ex mrs schwab :) run into a few bumps and potholes in the road of life, and finally getting back on the onramp, looking for someone to be with me for the long haul. i love a good car/ road trip metaphor you sound like a real sweetheart and that's what this worn and abused heart needs is someone to light the candle up again. but you sound like a sweetheart in any event. never been described as sweet did he read my profile been hurt in the past, looking for a kindhearted lady that is genuine, doesn't believe in playing games. My name is ...., I'm 6'3" light brown hair and brown eyes, I live in Bowling Green, KY.. I am looking for someone to enjoy spending some time with and see where things may lead... If you are looking for a goodhearted man, by all means write me back sugar...if you're not a subscribing member, and otherwise still would want to talk to me.. wink twice in a row, sorry I dont use code and I'll send you my email address"
So I didn't include the guy the told me how wonderful he was and I suppose that he could be an option but his pics were boring.
2 comments:
i love how for bachelor #4 you included his picture but *** out his name. Very incognito of you! I say go for bachelor #3. I was always a sucker for tats! He does say all his women crawl back to him. Hmm...he's got some double dippers on his hands.
steve perry. 'nuff said.
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