Holiday Quickie

In the midst of my holiday marathon I thought I would give you the highlights. Due to various flight issues my brother and I had a lot of catch up time before the rest of the family got in town. One of the funnier things is that we talk about things I don't discuss with other people ever. For example long term goals and views on life overall. Granted we do this over beers and shots of Jack Daniels at any bar with two open stools. I don't see him nearly enough...

Here is the up to date holiday highlights:

1. Pre holiday Slap'n'Tickle with the dentist - I think this guy may get to stay in the barn
2. Christmas eve I have some Make out Deja Vu at the bar w/ the bro and laugh at the look on his face while the Unique one tells him about Asparagus Pee
3. Listen to my brother give out the following girl advice to my friend "you got to treat em rough if you want the muff" priceless
4. Talked to the cop who didn't have a very good Christmas b/c he didn't get everything on his list.... the thing he didn't get was a threesome .... well neither did I
5. Yesterday I got felt up at one of those places where they custom fit your very expensive new bra.. seriously i thought i was on a bad grope date, eyes up Aimee ... "Wow your breasts are nice and firm.... are they real?" Oh Aimee thank you for your personal hands on adjustments... Due to all the family around that was the most action I got all holiday... thank you Intimacy Store