2nd Bad Date Contest Entry

Yes, I do have enough epic bad dated in my portfolio to submit two. I think I just live for a good story...

OK so I totally forgot about this until last week when I was scanning the Boston Phoenix and saw a CD review of this white rapper with lots of local pride. I read the article and suddenly realize I went out on a proper date with this guy, not to mention some serious public makeout bandit action. So after seeing the article I immediately became a myspace fan!

Here is the back story:

Its my the summer after my junior year in college 2003 and a few of us decided to go see warped tour. Mostly bc my roommate's 15 yr old sister and her friends wanted to go. So they came up for the weekend and became our designated drivers. Not sure what time the show started but the six of us all piled into the gold ford Taurus and went on our way. Mind you the three "adults" were severely hung over. I believe woke up drunk that day. So after an hour long detour we get there and all scatter. The little sister crew quickly head to the main stage to see their favorite band, and we head to the beer line. Better known as the drunk tank since you need a wrist band to get in and its fenced off. So basically the fun people are in a corral with beer stands and porta-pottys.

6+ beers later in 90 degree weather, we are all chatting with people with various levels of charm. At this point some guy who's name I still don't remember tells me he is a free style rap artist..... So I clearly mock him. However I am charmed buy my blood alcohol level and decide to leave the drunk tank w/ the girls to see him battle 8 mile style. Now our groups have merged and semi pared off. We are now smoking weed in the rap battle tend that is next to the graffiti tent. I get lost and find my way back to the drunk tank.

At some point me and rap guy who's street name is Oak Lonetree (FYI has a tattoo of an oak tree on his leg) are now making out.... in the drunk tank, next to a tree, in the rap tent, near the funnel cake, behind the stage, and on the hood of a car. We leave, he gives me an autograph and takes my number.

The next day still hung over I get a call and agree to go on a date with Oak Lonetree. Two days later on a Tuesday we are going out. I choose a "classy" bar that I know has music and dollar drafts. He was late bc he was dropping beats. He pics me up wearing a Houston Rockets basketball jersey, because he remembered I was from Texas. Still the most romantic gesture I've had in a while. So we are drunk again he is tall and kinda funny. We are making out he sleeps over, but not before he calls his dad to let him know he is not coming home. He is very unhappy because I didn't sleep with him and went to work the next morning. That was our only date.


So the story itself isn't that good until you see this: http://www.myspace.com/oaklonetree

Maybe I should see if he wants to get back together...

Seriously if you can top this shit please share!