When will the haze lift...

Despite just getting back from NYC feel like I was there for seconds instead of 4 days....what?! The days were a booze filled blur where I made out and made an ass of my drunk dialing self. I also think I may have had as much fun on the New Years day booze-a-rama that started at Fetch and ended at Blondie's.

Seriously I am way off kilter not really hung over but just off. Also the dentist is starting to act more and more like the cop. And the tendencies he is showing aren't the ones I would like to transfer. No dentist don't break plans again and be flaky, yes dentist you can up the level of kink. It looks like he's going to stay in the ish paddock....

I did however meet a girl in a bar who wanted me to teach her how to date casually and have one night stands... I hated to tell her that racking up one night stands may not be the best plan for 2009. I don't like one night stands, for obvious reasons, and b/c I like to have sex again. So I tried to guide her in the direction of a brief fling or just dating...

As for resolutions and goals for 2009 well I hope this haze lifts maybe I'll focus on another new years resolution to break.

Here are some contenders

• Say NO
• Limit my takeout consumption sorry vindaloo but I must cut back
• Become more emotionally available - I'm sorry is that hell freezing over? Remember these are resolutions that I'll most likely never keep

Well I'll firm that list up soon... until then the produce salesman is calling my name not quite sure if that will clear up my haze

Thanks to all who made my four fundays super fun in the city..