Monday, January 5, 2009

Letter to Brett Michaels

Dear Brett Michaels,

I am writing you this as I am concerned about your quest of love... You are now on you're third season to find "love." And when I say love I mean revamp your career. My main concerns are as follows:
  1. Your makeup- you wear just as much as the girls
  2. Slow down on the orange self tanner
  3. Your hair/mandanna combo - Also please pass along who does your extensions to Brittney. Hers always look terrible
  4. Stop with the plastic surgery
  5. Wear a condom- your girls look extra slutty this season

I also think that you should consider dating New York... it could work.

Sincerely,

MBandit

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